Q. Rev. What happens if I'm at Work, out of Town or at my Girl friends house and I can't call my wife to ask her what the address to the Pool website is??? Can I call You??
A. NO! But you can, before you go to bed tonight, take out that fancy cell phone you bought and get some use out of it by: putting the POOL Hotline # "219-313-3741" into your phone.So wherever you are, you have this # with you. NOW GO ONLINE AND TYPE "219-313-3741" use the quotes. into; GOOGLE, YAHOO or EXCITE SEARCH and the LINK to the Rev. Jeffrey Football Pool will be the first link on top!!
Q. Rev. Can my buddy get in the pool?
A. Yes, We would love to take his money! But call me first. This pool is by invitation only!
Q. When is the FINAL DAY I CAN PAY ??
A. BEFORE THE FIRST KICKOFF OF THE SEASON !
Q. What if my check is "in the mail" and you get it the day (s) AFTER , The first kickoff of the season??
A. If you do "happen to win" and your not FULLY PAID.. YOU will only be paid 1/4 of the TOTAL PAYOUT YOU WOULD HAVE WON. And you still owe the full $158.00 ... example you win $100.00 pot. We keep 3/4 or $75.00.
You get $25.00 but we keep that also because you still owe $158.00. Now you only owe; $133.00!! Cool Pool! just pay like the other 150 other guys.. you fucking DOUCHE BAG! WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO BABYSIT ASSHOLES LIKE YOU! ...
Q. How much does 17 weeks of FUN cost? 158.00
A. 17 WEEKS x 5.00 = 85.00 + 25.00 entry fee = 110.00
PLUS SKINS GAME 3.00 x 16 games played = 48.00 TOTAL FOR FULL YEAR 158.00
Q. I DO NOT WANT to get into the BEARS SKIN PART OF THE POOL.
A. AS OF THE 2008-2009 SEASON EVERYONE HAS TO PAY 158.00 AND EVERYONE IS IN THE SKINS GAME. WE HAVE UPGRADED SOFTWARE AND MADE MANY IMPROVEMENTS THE POOL IS FULLY AUTOMATED.
Q. Can I pay you weekly?
A. No! Collecting all the money the first week GUARANTEES the winners receive there money thru the entire season. And we don't have to hunt you down, when you quit after 3 bad weeks...
Q. What are the weekly & yearly payouts?
A. That will be determined by the # of players. Click on the "PAYOUTS" TO THE LEFT IN THE GREEN AREA ON THIS PAGE. AFTER THE FIRST WEEK.
Q. What % do you keep to run the pool?
A. 0,nothing,nada,zip, We actually lose lots of $$ ruinning this. 100% is paid out. You do the math. WE DO SET ASIDE 4 "SLOTS" FOR THE GUYS RUNNING THE POOL . BUT EVERYONE INCLUDING MYSELF PAYS FOR THE SKINS PORTION OF THE CARD. questions call me.
Q. What do you do if your card is "late"?
A. You take a 0 for the week and we all laugh at you.
Q. Can I turn in my card early, then change it during the week if I change my mind on a game or two??
A.Your a Smart Man! You can change it 100 times before the FIRST KICKOFF OF THE WEEK!! Why trust that Virus, Spyware Packed Winblows Program that your using, that puppy is about to lockup, freeze up or fuck up. Getting your card in early gives you time in case you dump your hard drive on SUNDAY MORNING...It's your choice.
Q. I've heard about the Famous Football Pool Party. My wife is pretty cool and wants to go with me?
A. NO! Tell her to go to one of those "candle parties" that day. BE A MAN FOR JUST ONE DAY OF YOUR LIFE, AND TELL YOUR SHADOW TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE HOUSE! WHERE THE HELL WAS SHE WHEN YOU WERE CLEANING THE GARAGE AND CUTTING THE GRASS LAST SUNDAY??
Q. How do I turn in my card?
A. #1 since this year we will be 100 % computer generated you must use the web site. SAVE THE ADDRESS THAT THE CARD IS ON!
#2 IN AN EMERGENCY CALL ME WITH YOUR PICKS!
I will log them in for you. THE KEY WORD IN THAT SENTENCE IS "EMERGENCY".
If you call them in ON MY VOICE MAIL speak slowly and call them in in order of the card if possible!
Q. Why do you need my address and phone # ?
A. In case you get super lucky and win a week , We can pay you!
DO NOT ASSUME I HAVE YOUR... PH# , E-MAIL, ADDRESS, ETC. BECAUSE I DELETE THEM EVERY YEAR.
IF YOU WIN AND I CAN'T GET A HOLD OF YOU. I Will NOT TRACE YOU DOWN!!! We will save your winnings for the pool party and buy more beer with your winnings! check "ACCOUNT" WHEN YOU LOG IN TO SEE IF YOUR INFO IS CORRECT. Thank You!
Q. How does the Bears Skins Game Work??
A. You just pick the total points of the Bears game that week. THAT IS IT!!!
SKINS GAME IS 3.00 PER WEEK PER MAN 16 WEEKS 1 BYE WEEK. YOU MUST CORRECTLY GUESS THE TOTAL POINTS OF THE BEARS GAME FOR THE WEEK THATS IT! IF NOBOOY GUESSES THE CORRECT SCORE, THE MONEY ROLLS OVER TO THE NEXT WEEK AND YOU GUESS AGAIN.
PAYOUT IS 100% OF THE TOTAL POT IF YOU ARE THE ONLY 1 PERSON BY YOURSELF TO
CORRECTLY GUESS THE TOTAL POINTS FOR THE BEARS GAME.
IF 2 OR MORE PEOPLE GUESS THE CORRECT SAME SCORE THEY WILL RECEIVE 100.00 EACH, (OR SPLIT POT IF PLAYERS PAYOUT EXCEEDS THE POT)
AND THE REST OF THE WEEKLY POT WILL ROLL OVER INTO THE TOTAL POT.
UNTIL 1 PERSON CORRECTLY GUESSES THE SCORE BY HIMSELF.
Q. What happens at the end of the year and there is $$ in the SKINS GAME?
A. The last weeks guys who HIT the # will split the pot. If no player hits it. We put every player in the skins game on a Square Board and do a random drawing, during the football pool party. And split the $$ up that way.
Q. I work at a great place and would like to give out prizes at the football party!
A. This is actually how we pay for the party by tipping off door prizes. And would welcome any and all Items. The party cost around 600 $$ to put on each year. 150 Guys showed up last year.
Q. Can I play more than one card?
A. Play 10 just get your $$ and cards in.
Q. I don't like using the internet. Can I fax my card in every week??
A. NO!! INTERNET ONLY. (EXCEPT EMERGENCIES)
Q. MY Friend turns my card in for me every week and he forgot to turn it in before first kick off. Honest.I would not cheat you guys.
A. ZERO .. end of discussion! (you call him a friend)
Q. Rev. isn't it "COOL" how I wait till the last second every week to turn in my card. That's my trademark.
A. You call it COOL. I call it SUICIDE...
Thats about as stupid as a doctor using... a Microsoft Windows program to run your pacemaker. Good Luck!
Q. I forgot there was a (thur. or sat.) Game
can you just take off the highest score and I will turn in the rest of my card on sunday???
A. No. There is nothing like a 0 on your point standings to get you noticed.. (READ MY LIPS "AUTOMATED" this program could care less about your zero) But your friends think it's funny.
Q. Rev. I'm working midnights, it's 3am... I know I have a winning card. Do you mind if I... call you to check how I did.
A. Why don't you just drive over. My GLOCK is in the night stand next to my bed.
Q. I did this cool thing where after the first kickoff... I was able to change my card to a team that was winning!! is that cool or what??
A. Actually it's pretty stupid you DOUCHE BAG! You just earned yourself a ZERO and if you do it again we'll lock you out of the pool and you will never see your cash we'll use it to buy more beer at the football party!
The reason this "could happen" is because two fine people are "hosting us" for FREE !! from Lafayette IN. There company is on a different time zone during daylight savings time. During this time one of us has to manually lock out the the web site after the first kickoff... Due to the fact that on SUNDAYS we are at some of the games or watching them somewhere. We don't always have a chance to "lock out the system". We go by the time and date stamp and we also send a "DUMMY" card into the system and that is the final card.
Your card is time & date stamped and sent to 4 different email boxes. So when a late card comes in a RED FLAG GOES UP and everyone says... What the fuck is this asshole tryin to do???? The Rule is have the card in by the FIRST KICKOFF OF THE WEEK!!! We still like to look at this as a GENTLEMANS GAME. We never had a problem before computers sorting out 100 cards lying on my old mans living room floor. CHEAT GET LOCKED OUT.
having problems @ 1 min. before kickoff CALL ME. I will help you out. No call .......Sorry.
Q. I would like to contact or try to rattle another player can I get his email or # from you?
A. NO! Use this link to the message board http://therevjeffreynflpool.iwarp.com/corkboard/index.html
and give the player a piece of your mind. (or whats left of it).
Q. Rev. I know it's week 16 but... I forgot
my user name & password what do I do?
A. e-mail me revjeffrey@yahoo.com or call the Rev's FOOTBALL POOL HOTLINE 219-313-3741.
Q. Rev. Can I use "FRACTIONS" on my SKINS # (LIKE 42.5 OR 56.75) ??
A. NO! YOUR POINTS WILL BE THROWN OUT.
SO YOUR THE PERSON THAT GOES TO McDONALDS AND ORDERS A FILET O FISH and ASKS THEM TO SUBSTITUTE THE QUARTER POUNDER MEAT FOR YOUR FISH PATTY.
Q. Rev. Have you ever thought of starting up a Fantasy Baseball pool??
A. NO! I don't have the time or energy to go thru divorce court at this moment in my life!
Q. Rev. My family member was in your pool for years it was his life during football season. The other day his Will was read and he left you A CHECK FOR $50.000.00 would you take it?
A. SURE.
Q. Rev. When do you start calling or emailing people to get in the pool for the New Year?
A. I Don't ...if you liked last years pool. Just get your card in! This pool is a no pressure pool if you like it get in.
Q. Rev. Next year at the football pool party, can I pass around nude pictures of my wife for everyone to see??
A. If you insist.
The REV & FRIENDS
